...when you have a retarded test!
I don't need to know how smart I am, I just need to know how not stupid I am.

HOW RETARDED ARE YOU?

[X] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting' you.
[] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[X] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks
[]You have ran into a tree/bush.
[X] You have been called a blond

so far: 3

[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow. (I thought about trying to. Does that count?)
[X] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody
[X] You just sang them to make sure.
[] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[] You have choked on your own spit.

so far: 5

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it. (Haven't seen it)
[ ] You type with three fingers or less.
[] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[] you tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[] You have caught yourself drooling.

so far: 5

[x] You have fallen asleep in class
[] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you were talking about.
[]You are often told to use your "inside voice"

so far:6

[] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[]You have eaten a bug accidentally
[]You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

so far: 7

[]You break a lot of things.
[]You tilt you're head when you're confused.
[] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[X] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture
[] The word "um" is used
[] You dont know what "um" means.
[]You say "what" and "huh" alot.
[]you have fallen up the stairs
[] You have bumped into walls while going through a door.
[x] You used a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

so far: 8

NOW, take that number and multiply it by 4. more... THAT IS HOW RETARDED YOU ARE!!!

I AM 32% RETARDED!!!!



YEAH!!!! I AM SO SMRATE!!!!!!





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